True Blood: Life Matters (6-9)

Thank you, Jesus!

(Sarah)

True Blood: Authority Always Wins (5-2)

Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.

(Steve Newlin)

True Blood: And When I Die (4-12)

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!!
(Pam)

True Blood: Frenzy (2-11)

I haven't enjoyed sex with men since
the Eisenhower administration.

(Sophie-Anne)

True Blood: Frenzy (2-11)

Our almost step-dad hated vampires, but we don't.
He went on a vacation with Jesus.

(Lisa and Coby)

True Blood: It Hurts Me Too (3-3)

Spit it out, cupcake. I'm in the middle of something.

(Pam De Beaufort)

True Blood: Bad Blood (3-1)

Pam, I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness right now.

(Sookie)