American Horror Story: The Name Game (2-10)

There was a priest, the dirty beast, 

whose name was Alexander. 

His mighty dick was inches thick, 

he called it Salamander.

(Sister Mary Eunice)

American Horror Story: Tricks and Treats (2-2)

Tell me about the little girl in blue, Judy.

(Jed)

American Horror Story: Piggy Piggy (1-6)

This house will make you a believer.

(Constance)

American Horror Story: Home Invasion (1-2)

I'll get the shovel. You get the bleach.

(Moira)

American Horror Story: Pilot (1-1)

You're gonna regret it...

(Addie Langdon)