Louie: Double Date/Mom (1-7)

Mom's a lesbonian?

(Robbie)

Louie: Dr. Ben/Nick (1-3)

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me, 

and my dad hung himself in front of me, while masturbating. 

(Ben)

Louie: Pilot (1-1)

I know too much about life to have any optimism.

(Louie)