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A 100 year old man spent 30 years creating a video game? 
This I have to see.

(Jeff)

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By sewing my butt to my chest, 
you've given me boobs I can touch all day!

(Pierce)

Community: Remedial Chaos Theory (3-4)

Just so you know Jeff, you're now creating six different timelines.

(Abed)

Community: A Fistful of Paintballs (2-23)

That was a game... This is paintball.

(Annie)

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I haven't enjoyed sex with men since
the Eisenhower administration.

(Sophie-Anne)

Community: Paradigms of Human Memory (2-21)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dean.

(Dean Pelton)

Community: Beginner Pottery (1-19)

Pierce is about to become the only
person to drown in a parking lot. Twice.

(Troy)

Community: Comparative Religion (1-12)

What would Shirley do?

(Jeff)

Community: English as a Second Language (1-24)

Now she is going to make the Disney face.

(Jeff Winger)

Community: Spanish 101 (1-2)

In español, my nickname is 'El-Tigre-Chino'!! 

(Señor Chang)